The cure for the
evils of democracy is more democracy!
H. L. Mencken,
Notes on Democracy, 1926
The balance of power debate
brought about by the 2022 election has been settled, decided, and resolved. The
political class has now turned their blather to discussions of the 2024 presidential
elections. Their insipid and bellicose vitriol will be amplified and repeated ad
nauseum now that former President Donald Trump has announced his intention to
seek another term as president. The American people will be ill-served by their
employees if this nonsense is allowed to move forth.
To that point, the Madison
Conservative would like to make a few salient points on the 2024 elections that
we believe are actually more important to the electorate than the wagering on
the Iowa primaries.
To wit, and in no particular
order.
- We still need to have the 2023
elections first. As we have implored the citizenry before to understand, EVERY
election is important, whether or not the media and the political class – of all
political philosophies – feel they are not as ‘sexy’ as the elections they
unilaterally decide have some more merit than others.
- Now that the 118th
Congress has been elected, there is the minor inconvenience of actual governing
that must be addressed, and done BEFORE the partisan posturing for 2024 begins.
We offer the following as a guide
the new Congress should follow as they begin their new temp job. We believe it
is the greatest descriptor of the true role of government ever expressed.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect
Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common
defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to
ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the
United States of America.
With all sincere and due respects
to certain members of our readership who would prefer we abstain from coarse
language, we think the Preamble is DAMN sexy.
We understand that many members
of Congress have not had the time, inclination or mental acuity to read and
understand the Preamble, let alone ALL of the United States Constitution, so as
a public service as part of the congressional onboarding process, we will
provide proper annotations. Consider it
a primer, a Preamble For Dummies, as it were.
We the People - The people who have hired yo, the people for whom
you work, and the people who can fire you. The American people do not serve
YOU. WE are profit, YOU are overhead. Any business will tell you that in order
to succeed, you maximize profits and minimize the overhead. Therein is your new
reality and the paradigm under which you will work.
in Order to form a more perfect
Union – Nobody has ever claimed America was perfect. What we DO claim is
that we understand we are a work in progress. We are all in pursuit of
providing equal OPPORTUNITY to prosper. If you try to force a specific OUTCOME,
you have bastardized the goal of a free people. Any elected official who tries
to pit one American against another American, is not working to form a more
perfect union. You are an embarrassing hack looking to secure your position.
Follow that path and you will quickly be looking for a new job, no doubt using
your aptitudes to clean up the bodily wastes adorning many American city
sidewalks.
establish Justice – crime is sweeping America because of so-called
justice reform. The only efforts have been to aid criminals in becoming crime
recidivists. Require officials who have sworn to uphold the law to do just
that. If you fail to do so, what rationale would you give to a mother who’s
child has been shoved in front of a subway train? It is a simple equation that
Americans have depended on. “Do the crime, do the time.” The basics always
work.
insure domestic Tranquility –
any citizen or group of citizens who riot under any circumstance need to be
prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Americans have a right to feel safe
and secure walking down the street. If you fail to do so, as noted above, be prepare
to clean those streets yourself.
provide for the common defence – the purpose of a military is to
kill people and break things. Esprit de corps is a real thing. Support our
armed forces by providing them what they need ir order to fulfill the missions
they are give. Currently China is adding to their military weaponry while Joe
Biden has our military focusing on the proper use of gender-neutral and affirming
pronouns. Please restore our defense priorities as soon as you’re done taking
your oath of office.
promote the general Welfare – spoiler alert: this does NOT mean
getting the people to survive by the good graces of the government. This does
NOT mean taking money from one group to buy votes from another. This DOES mean
stop printing money we don’t have to avoid doing your job. It DOES mean having
an economic policy that is supported by energy independence. America has no
need to grovel to dictators to provide energy to America. Stop the Biden
madness of declaring war on the energy industry. It will begin to ease the
inflation rate, allowing Americans to balance their household budgets without
needing to secure a fifth mortgage on their homes.
and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity – saddling
our posterity with a 30 trillion-dollar debt, restricting free speech because
you disagree with it, bankrupting families with psychotic tax policies, and
impeding our children’s education is the opposite of securing liberty. As an
aside, to the education point, those in
charge of public schools for the last half century have said they were focused
on teaching our children the 3 ‘R’s.
That should have been a tip-off of their intent. The truth is that they should have been teaching 1
R, 1 W, and 1 A. I have confidence you’ll
figure that out. If you can’t, best of luck in your new job. You’ll need it.
do ordain and
establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Please note the founders and framers did not mention
anywhere that their Constitution was for only those of a specific political
party. It was intended for ALL Americans.
The election posturing is over. No more callind fellow
citizens Nazi’s, racists, or any other pejorative. The American people have called it a draw. The
first imbecile who hurls an epithet for effect will be held accountable.
Follow the Constitution and be part of the crowd that is
damn sexy.
Otherwise, enjoy being an unemployed damn fool.